Cat, I am not sorry. This time, I am thankful. I am so thankful that you make people have allergic reactions. You have no idea how useful that can be! Because of your fur and dander, it keeps away loads of family and friends that I would otherwise have to host for Thanksgiving, Christmas, Easter and more!
Who wants 20 adults and a bunch of screaming infants in this tiny NY duplex? NOT ME! And, not you either. Your inherent allergic properties save me from undue stress, financial strain and a wine-stained carpet (… happens every holiday. It should be illegal to serve alcohol on New Years). All that prepping. Organizing. Cleaning before and after. It’s a nightmare. You save me from that nightmare. I am so grateful to have you in my life.
So, just so you know, I love you baby. ❤
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