I’m sorry, Cat, that you don’t live in the jungles of Africa or have the savanna as your backyard. Nonetheless, do try to remember the curtains are not trees. Or vines.
(Hope that made you smile! Read about my ‹therapy cat› who helps me with my depression, anxiety, and chronic pain. And by the way, he only did damage like that when he was a little kitten. He’s not destructive anymore!)